Arrest me now, I am carrying a bad drawing

ME: “This is not a gun. It’s a child’s drawing of Team Rocket’s bazooka from the Pokemon cartoon.”

AIRPORT OFFICIAL: “You do understand that we have to take all threats seriously, sir?”

ME: “Do I get a final phone call?”

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Actually, perhaps airport officials who say things like this are right.

A man recently tried to rob a bank with a picture of a gun, I l…