Censorship levels soar

GOOD MORNING, boys and [CENSORED]. My name is [CENSORED]. Today, we at [CENSORED] will be talking about the importance of [CENSORED].

As you can see, we helpfully pre-censored the previous sentence for government censors from mainland China, some of whom now KNOW HOW TO READ. (Oh yes, they’re getting smarter.) The big news is that there has been a major …