I JUST FINISHED READING THE INTERNET. IT'S NOT BAD

THESE DAYS I spend so much time on the internet that Amazon.com has replaced its "You May Also Like" recommendations list with a pop-up note saying: "Turn this off and go for a walk, you fat lazy slob."

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It's hard to get us 21st Century People, especially males, off our screens.

Our wives sometimes try to get us to move using the trendy word "Yolo," whi…