Real live bodysnatchers found

MANY OF MY good friends and family members are zombies, a medical term referring to:

a) People who are dead but haven’t stopped moving,

b) Teenagers before noon, or

c) Members of the Chinese People’s Consultative Committee.

I like hanging out with the Living Dead--they don’t yap on mobile phones all day. (But I’m not so keen on the souvenirs they leave behi…