Seven stupidest things said by officials

US IMMIGRATION OFFICIALS once gave me a form which asked (I am not making this up):

“Do you intend to commit terrorist acts while on US soil?”

I thought about it for a while to appear polite and then wrote: "No."

I wonder how many people answer “yes” to that question?

SOMEBODY must have, for the question to remain on the form.

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