Thief caught by giant banana

A THIEF WAS captured by a cop dressed as a giant banana.

(This is the sort of story that columnists like me dream of and pray for nightly, so THANK YOU, GOD.)

A part-time police volunteer named Luke Summerhayes was recently doing his day job, working at a supermarket in the UK.

As part of his duties, he was dressed as a giant banana. (I’ve worked at superm…